Watkins Glen, NY - Global Crossing - 8/13/00

Finally the crashes and rain gave way,
By points total they line up today.
Road course season ends here at the Glen,
Bobby Labonte takes the green to begin.

Jeff Gordon and Stewart bump and smack,
Then Dale Earnhardt is off the track.
Full course caution - Jeff goes a lap down,
Just got started and Sterling went around.

No yellow flew - they zigged thru the worst,
Then Jeff Burton passes Bobby for first.
Within the window - pittin' is PJ Jones,
Then behind the wall Ron Fellow goes.

Rusty takes a detour thru gravel and grass,
All come a pittin' - for tires and gas.
Helluva pit stop for Steve Park's crew,
Then Little E slams & second yellow flew.

Back to green - Kyle slams his rear,
Seems like most having trouble with gears.
Thru the "esses" to the ½ way lap,
Steve still leading - 'til the Spencer mishap.

Yellow not out - but all do the pit fight,
NASCAR official say's Ward's lugs not right.
A smoking Viagra brings full caution three,
Ward black flagged - mad as he can be.

Hubert hits foam in Jeremy's Mobile One,
Jeff's early accident now undone.
Park still on point - as they came to the line,
In his mirror a fight 'tween the 6 and 99.

In the inner loop - Jerry did a spin and go,
Stayed on track - there's no yellow.
Park takes the checkered - with Mark on his rear,
Got the first win of his exciting career!

Top ten finishing order: 1/6/99/13/18/20/88/33/75/17

 

 

 

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