Rusty took the pole at the Rock,
Struttin' his feathers like a cock.
1st yellow flies - Robby's 13 goes round,
Tires are trashed - all cars pit bound.

Back to green - it's a fight for first,
Then Ward Burton shot up with a burst.
Green pittin' time - fronts Bobby's # 4,
Then caution 2 brings 'em door to door.

Right as we went green again,
DW checked and Nadue spins.
Hamilton still leading 'til ignition dead,
Ward kicks it in to take the head.

Smoke in the pits - from a fuel can,
Martin leading now - showing his hand.
Cars are empty - need their crew,
Pits are hairier than gorillas at a zoo!

3rd yellow flies - Fuller's in the wall,
Warriors yellow pit - what a call!
What a battle throughout the pack,
Bobby Labonte now on top of the stack.

Teams all in for a full pit bout,
Viagra working now - Fuller's back out!
Bobby's 18 still lapping the field,
Last set of green pits all drivers yield.

Black flag out for a smoking 99,
Mishandling cars showing a different line.
Bobby hanging tight - got #3 on his tail,
But at the end, for Bobby the checkered fell.