Shrader on pole at Talladegee'
2&3 wide over 190!
1st pit stops - caution was thrown,
A spinning Dick made drivers grown.

Green again - driver's doing the tango,
½ way was led by Skinner's Lowe's.
4 tire stops under the green,
Then Marcus was a tire shredder fiend.

2nd caution - debris everywhere!
Yellow to green then in the air.
Got the big one of the day,
Irvan spun & sent a smoke spray.

Several out - to repair their mess,
Cope leads 'em all - after the rest.
A quick yellow - a greasy Grissom's cat,
Green again comes after team HAZMAT.

Driver's pissed 'bout restrictor plates,
Furious last laps with bumps and scrapes.
DJ now engine of the locomotion,
As he took the No Bull million with emotion!