Irvan on the pole at Martinsville,
1st caution out - Ole DW took a spill.
Rusty back out - his radiator had holes,
Other's need tires - their pit bell tolls!

All tradin' paint - Cope taps the wall
Slipping' and sliding - donuts for all!
Leader Andretti - brought 2nd crash,
All go in for a wild pit stop dash!

Skinner left a spare - his lugs not tight,
Marlin out 1st - after pit crews fight.
Kenny's 28 then took a huge slide,
Brakes and heat are taking other's rides.

Mr. Excitement sideways in turn two,
3rd slowdown - as the yellow flag flew.
Sterling then tapped Spencer - brought # 4,
Pit road action - then pedal to the floor!

Relief drivers in - out go blistered rear ends,
Marlin led ½ way - the drivers need depends!
Tire rolling round - it's off Geoff Bo-dinee'
Martin, Jarrett, & Gordon bump - space is leany!

6th yellow to fly - Ward's to blame,
Then DJ blows - he's in end game.
At green Nemechek 360'd - Bliss goes blind,
7th for debris - makes 'em all unwind.

Swervin bumped Skinner - spun Chad's Deer,
A demolition derby instead of racing here!
Out goes Wally, Chad, and Brett Bodine,
Flash to baseball - Big Mac hit #69!

Green again - Sterlin over took Rudd's 10,
Jeff Burton passes two as his car kicked in!
Drivers grow weary in the hot Sunday heat,
Marlins car then stopped - his car was beat!

Back to racin' - Hamilton is eleventh mess,
Then Irvan again spins - all seem stressed!
Rudd still led - Martin & Gordon on his tail,
16th year with a win - Drivers get well!!!!!!