Leading 'em down is 88 DJ,
Stayed green a long long way.
1st caution - for a spun Jimmy,
Pit excitement crews shake and shimmy.

Burton's 99 now lead's 'em round,
All getting loose - green pits bound.
Officials snag tires from the 99 and 3,
Checking to make sure of their legality.

Burton still leading at the ½ way,
Picked up the pace & the $10K.
Still running green - all need new tubes,
2nd caution out to blow rubber cubes.

On restart - it's a flying Cope,
No yellow out - it's a goat rope.
Burton now falls - to the 24,
A rainbow flash blew by his door.

Smoke now flowing from the #6,
Burton again 1st - after green pits.
The two driver's w/o a DNF are lame,
Now more are taken by Too tough to tame.

Burton and Gordon fight on the track,
Dancin' a jig with the lady in black.
Who the hell won it at the end?
I don't know - who got the win.