On my birthday here I sit,
In the grandstands instead of the pits.
Way up high in the North Turn,
Ready to smell that rubber burn!

Robby - the New Kid - was top qualifier
'Til Martin kicked it down and eased on by her.
Yates team then ran - one and two,
Seemed there was nothing anyone could do.

Right after 100 - A caution for Sacks,
Again to green - lined up in packs.
Racin' and roarin' to 1/2 way.
Sittin' up front was still DJ.

Stayin' green - the pavement got pound,
Til Kenny Shrader got taken down.
Then Dale Earnhardt - Did it again!
He tapped Ricky Rudd and made him spin.

Elliot's Big Mac got smoked and burnt
And Bradberry and Nemechek's cars got ruint.
Restart to green - but Teddy blows,
Craven T-bones him with his nose.

Sounds of thunder - Grissom brings a red,
Knocked all around - landed on his head.
The resting drivers got some H2O,
And Ole' DW - he put on a show!!!!

Green again with 40 more
Ready to rumble - Ready to roar!
Knew it was gonna be a Ford Day,
Cuz no one could catch - 88 DJ!

And that's it from me, LN your Big Show race poet.